You have a flat affect

fuckyeahretailrobin:

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Top Text: “WORK RETAIL”

Bottom Text: “BEST. BIRTH CONTROL. EVER.”]

I’m sure a lot of you know what I’m talking about. The kids alone can be dreadful: the screaming, the rudeness, the out-of-control behavior. But working at Target, I also get to see the price tag of having a family, and kiddos are not cheap. Diapers for babies, clothes for tots, toys for children, electronics for teens, and food for the whole bunch all add up to big bucks. Some days, I want to flee my register and tie my tubes right there.

(via bowiechick)